Hank, I have a serious question: Why is being a nerd bad? Saying “I notice you’re a nerd” is like saying, “Hey, I notice you’d rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you’d rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan.” Why is that? [x]
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We’re the Only Ones who Know about the Secret Door in the Cornerstone, so when the Bad Thing hits you, Do me a Favour and don’t Despair in the Departure Lounge! Get on your Dancing Shoes while eating Black Treacle and drive the Riot Van (because there are No Buses) back to 505 to visit you Evil Twin.
But when you get there, Beware because You Probably Can’t See for the Lights but some Teddy Picker has Moved your Chair.

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